Post by someperson on Feb 14, 2011 14:05:25 GMT -5
Yeah so I thought it might be cool to write a fanfic for Pokémon just for the fuck of it. It's mostly based off the new black and white games. If you all like it, I'll continue it; otherwise...well you know I won't. Without further ado...
Chapter One: Start of a New Goal & Destiny!
Liepard fires a hyperbeam! Zebstrika dodges it and goes in with a wild charge! Liepard takes the hit from being temporaily immoble from the hyperbeam! Zebstrika suffers a bit of recoil from that last attack! Liepard recovers and uses double team hoping to avoid being hit by Zebstrika! Zebstrika uses discharge to hit all the illusions of Liepard and ends up hitting the real Liepard! What an amazing battle! Liepard is now going all out and starts charging at Zebstrika with a giga impact and--
the TV screen then turns to static.
Mom: Well looks like the cable is out. Hey X, can you go outside for me and see if there are any problems with the cable box?
X: Ok Mom.
X who is also known as by his initals XXX is a teen residing in Nuvema Town. No one knows what the initals stand for so everyone just calls him XXX or X for short. He's about 5'7 with a black cap turned backwards, a black jacket, white tee, and some fresh jeans. Little does X know that as he heads outside to fix the cable box, his adventure in the world of Pokémon is about to begin.
X: Hmmm.... looks like the circuit has been cut a little short. I sure don't have the tools to fix this. I guess I'll run to the PokePower building down the street. They are always good for our electrical needs.
X runs down the street toward the PokePower building just off the shore. The waves in the ocean move a bit more abruptly than usual.
X: The water looks a bit high and the current is moving pretty fast.
Just then a storm cloud comes and it starts to pour down rain.
X: Awww shit, a big storm is approaching fast. Fuck the cable box for now, I better get home before this gets worse.
Just as X begins to run home, he trips over a tree root from a nearby tree. His ankle twisted and foot stuck in the root leaves him helpless. The cloud then approaches and lighting starts to head for the tree X is under. X is scared for his life. Just then in the nick of time, a wild Oshawott jumps out of nowhere high into the air and blocks the lighting with his shell. The Oshawott then lands and helps X get his foot unstuck from the tree root.
X: Thanks, I think I can run home now. You should come to; this storm is dangerous for even a Pokémon like you. At least hang out with me until the storm passes.
The Oshawott nods it's head in agreement and jumps up on X's head and the two run back to his house.
Mom: Oh my god X! Are you ok!?
X: Ya I'm fine, but I think my ankle might be broken. This Oshawott here saved me.
Mom: Just get on the couch and put that foot up. Keep it still and I'll call the doctor when the storm passes.
X lays on the couch with his foot up. The Oshawott jumps on top of the couch. Both X and then Oshawott crash after using up a lot of energy on that survival mission. A couple hours pass and the storm finally clears up. X and the Oshawott then wake up.
X: Hey Oshawott, that is your name right?
Oshawott: Osha osha....or should I say miju miju and you can call me Mijumaru!
X: Oh ok....wait WHAT! You can talk!?
Oshawott: Yeah I can talk. So what?
X: But.... you're a Pokémon!
Oshawott: Ok. Have you ever seen Family Guy? The dog, Brian talks. American Dad? The fish, Klause talks. Even the show Pokémon has a talking Meowth!
X: Yeah but those are all...
Oshawott: Just TV? Yeah I know, but let's just say I'm gifted and I learned a few things drifting out at sea.
X: Ummm ok. Well Oshawott...or Mijumaru...you can head back home now. The storm is over. Thanks again for saving me and keeping me company.
Oshawott: Oh nonsense! You're supposed to be a Pokémon trainer soon right? I want to travel across the land, searching far wide. To help catch Pokémon, train Pokémon, and even myself battle in big leagues. I can be famous and on TV! I say we team up and reach that goal? Whadda ya say buddy?
X: That sounds cool and all, but I won't be a Pokémon trainer with this foot broken.
Oshawott: Bullcrap! Like I said I did learn a thing or two out at sea. Gimmie dat foot!
The Oshawott then takes X's foot and twists it real hard. Crack, crack and CRACK!
X: OWWWWW! YO WHAT THE FUCK!
Oshawott: Hurts now, but I just popped your foot and the bones back into place.
X: YEAH BUT...oh wait... my foot is back to normal. A little sore but back to normal.
Oshawott: Go get bandages, you can walk now but you should wrap your foot in them so those bones grow back normally.
X goes and gets bandages from the cabinet. As he starts to wrap them around his foot, the Oshawott quickly grabs the bandages.
Oshawott: Gimmie that! You're doing it all wrong!
Oshawott quickly and throughly wraps the bandages around X's foot.
X: Thanks.
Oshawott: Don't mention it. I need my future Pokémon trainer well and ready for when he starts that journey.
X: Ok fine then; you can be my first Pokémon! What should I call you? Oshawott? Mijumaru?
Oshawott: Oshawott is boring. I'm not like all Oshawott! You arn't Japanese so no Mijumaru. I know! Call me Hydro! I always liked that name! It sounds cool to me for some reason.
X: Ok then! Hydro it is.
A few days pass and the day for X and Osha...I mean Hydro to finally start their journey begins. The two head down to Professor Juniper's lab to claim the usual starting stuff such as pokeballs and a PokéDex.
Juniper: Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Professor Juniper and....
X listens to the routinely given speech all trainers get from the professor at the start of the journey.
Juniper: Ok X, you can choose from three starter types. The first is...
Hydro: Ok ma'am! That won't be necessary! I'm his starter! I'm an Oshawott; it's legal. That Oshawott you have isn't cool, the Tepig can't fight for it's life, and that Snivy has taken too many steroids to have a speed like that. I mean look at that grass snake! It probably just uses that speed to run like a coward!
Juniper's starter Pokémon get really agitated, especially the Snivy who would love to take a leaf to Hydro's head and seize it.
Juniper: Now now you don't have to be rude! All you had to do was ask. You look about the same level as these starter Pokémon anyway.
As Juniper grabs a PokéDex and some pokeballs for X, someone pops up at the door.
???: Hey Professor Juniper! I'm here to claim my starter Pokémon! I'd like to choose Snivy if that's ok!
Juniper: Just a second.
???: Ok. Hey YOU! Yes you with the Oshawott. I see you just started to. Let's battle! My Snivy vs your Oshawott!
The Snivy has the happiest grin on it's face with eagerness to battle.
Hydro: Yeah Yeah! Comeon X! Our first real battle! Let's kick this trainer and his pathetic Snivy's ass!
To be continued...
Chapter One: Start of a New Goal & Destiny!
Liepard fires a hyperbeam! Zebstrika dodges it and goes in with a wild charge! Liepard takes the hit from being temporaily immoble from the hyperbeam! Zebstrika suffers a bit of recoil from that last attack! Liepard recovers and uses double team hoping to avoid being hit by Zebstrika! Zebstrika uses discharge to hit all the illusions of Liepard and ends up hitting the real Liepard! What an amazing battle! Liepard is now going all out and starts charging at Zebstrika with a giga impact and--
the TV screen then turns to static.
Mom: Well looks like the cable is out. Hey X, can you go outside for me and see if there are any problems with the cable box?
X: Ok Mom.
X who is also known as by his initals XXX is a teen residing in Nuvema Town. No one knows what the initals stand for so everyone just calls him XXX or X for short. He's about 5'7 with a black cap turned backwards, a black jacket, white tee, and some fresh jeans. Little does X know that as he heads outside to fix the cable box, his adventure in the world of Pokémon is about to begin.
X: Hmmm.... looks like the circuit has been cut a little short. I sure don't have the tools to fix this. I guess I'll run to the PokePower building down the street. They are always good for our electrical needs.
X runs down the street toward the PokePower building just off the shore. The waves in the ocean move a bit more abruptly than usual.
X: The water looks a bit high and the current is moving pretty fast.
Just then a storm cloud comes and it starts to pour down rain.
X: Awww shit, a big storm is approaching fast. Fuck the cable box for now, I better get home before this gets worse.
Just as X begins to run home, he trips over a tree root from a nearby tree. His ankle twisted and foot stuck in the root leaves him helpless. The cloud then approaches and lighting starts to head for the tree X is under. X is scared for his life. Just then in the nick of time, a wild Oshawott jumps out of nowhere high into the air and blocks the lighting with his shell. The Oshawott then lands and helps X get his foot unstuck from the tree root.
X: Thanks, I think I can run home now. You should come to; this storm is dangerous for even a Pokémon like you. At least hang out with me until the storm passes.
The Oshawott nods it's head in agreement and jumps up on X's head and the two run back to his house.
Mom: Oh my god X! Are you ok!?
X: Ya I'm fine, but I think my ankle might be broken. This Oshawott here saved me.
Mom: Just get on the couch and put that foot up. Keep it still and I'll call the doctor when the storm passes.
X lays on the couch with his foot up. The Oshawott jumps on top of the couch. Both X and then Oshawott crash after using up a lot of energy on that survival mission. A couple hours pass and the storm finally clears up. X and the Oshawott then wake up.
X: Hey Oshawott, that is your name right?
Oshawott: Osha osha....or should I say miju miju and you can call me Mijumaru!
X: Oh ok....wait WHAT! You can talk!?
Oshawott: Yeah I can talk. So what?
X: But.... you're a Pokémon!
Oshawott: Ok. Have you ever seen Family Guy? The dog, Brian talks. American Dad? The fish, Klause talks. Even the show Pokémon has a talking Meowth!
X: Yeah but those are all...
Oshawott: Just TV? Yeah I know, but let's just say I'm gifted and I learned a few things drifting out at sea.
X: Ummm ok. Well Oshawott...or Mijumaru...you can head back home now. The storm is over. Thanks again for saving me and keeping me company.
Oshawott: Oh nonsense! You're supposed to be a Pokémon trainer soon right? I want to travel across the land, searching far wide. To help catch Pokémon, train Pokémon, and even myself battle in big leagues. I can be famous and on TV! I say we team up and reach that goal? Whadda ya say buddy?
X: That sounds cool and all, but I won't be a Pokémon trainer with this foot broken.
Oshawott: Bullcrap! Like I said I did learn a thing or two out at sea. Gimmie dat foot!
The Oshawott then takes X's foot and twists it real hard. Crack, crack and CRACK!
X: OWWWWW! YO WHAT THE FUCK!
Oshawott: Hurts now, but I just popped your foot and the bones back into place.
X: YEAH BUT...oh wait... my foot is back to normal. A little sore but back to normal.
Oshawott: Go get bandages, you can walk now but you should wrap your foot in them so those bones grow back normally.
X goes and gets bandages from the cabinet. As he starts to wrap them around his foot, the Oshawott quickly grabs the bandages.
Oshawott: Gimmie that! You're doing it all wrong!
Oshawott quickly and throughly wraps the bandages around X's foot.
X: Thanks.
Oshawott: Don't mention it. I need my future Pokémon trainer well and ready for when he starts that journey.
X: Ok fine then; you can be my first Pokémon! What should I call you? Oshawott? Mijumaru?
Oshawott: Oshawott is boring. I'm not like all Oshawott! You arn't Japanese so no Mijumaru. I know! Call me Hydro! I always liked that name! It sounds cool to me for some reason.
X: Ok then! Hydro it is.
A few days pass and the day for X and Osha...I mean Hydro to finally start their journey begins. The two head down to Professor Juniper's lab to claim the usual starting stuff such as pokeballs and a PokéDex.
Juniper: Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Professor Juniper and....
X listens to the routinely given speech all trainers get from the professor at the start of the journey.
Juniper: Ok X, you can choose from three starter types. The first is...
Hydro: Ok ma'am! That won't be necessary! I'm his starter! I'm an Oshawott; it's legal. That Oshawott you have isn't cool, the Tepig can't fight for it's life, and that Snivy has taken too many steroids to have a speed like that. I mean look at that grass snake! It probably just uses that speed to run like a coward!
Juniper's starter Pokémon get really agitated, especially the Snivy who would love to take a leaf to Hydro's head and seize it.
Juniper: Now now you don't have to be rude! All you had to do was ask. You look about the same level as these starter Pokémon anyway.
As Juniper grabs a PokéDex and some pokeballs for X, someone pops up at the door.
???: Hey Professor Juniper! I'm here to claim my starter Pokémon! I'd like to choose Snivy if that's ok!
Juniper: Just a second.
???: Ok. Hey YOU! Yes you with the Oshawott. I see you just started to. Let's battle! My Snivy vs your Oshawott!
The Snivy has the happiest grin on it's face with eagerness to battle.
Hydro: Yeah Yeah! Comeon X! Our first real battle! Let's kick this trainer and his pathetic Snivy's ass!
To be continued...