Post by pickachu7779430o39 on Mar 10, 2007 15:27:14 GMT -5
Heres an Autobiography of my life(Its all True!)So Enjoy
Khaotic K9
PERIOD 0:LATE!
The Sun Rises & It's a Beautiful Monday Morning the Birds are
Chirping the Rain has gone & Its the Begging of the End of a 3 Day Weekend but who doesn't love Mondays?I'll Tell you everybody!Espescially Jose he always Hated Mondays because
he well he didn't hate school but he hated his Teachers like his
1st Teacher Mr.Murphy a Man who is Inlove with his Voice &
If Jose turned in one late Homework Assignment DETENTION!
2nd is...All of his Electiv Teachers it didn't Matter unless it was Computer Class because Jose didn't get Homework for that Class
3rd is Mr.Gerardi or Mr.Yourbaldi everyone called him that & no one was ever caught except Jose he got caught 5 or more Times
calling him that by the Vice Principal Mr.Beerson(Real Name)the
4th is Ms.Goodman...in this class Jose blew up things on accident & guess which class it is...Science.
5th is Ms.Acthen Jose was known as her worse student probaly because during story time he Fell asleep & got send to Time-Out.
An Last But not Least Mr.Hernandez...Jose called him a Steroid Taking Freak once....& got a severe punishment by watching Telitubies & Sesame Street! It was Torture for Him...but Nothing will prepare him for the day he was going to be late.
*Briing!Briing!Briing!*"Shut...up you...stupid alarm....*yawn*"Jose said.Jose gets up & turns of the Alarm Clock & goes back to bed."JOSE!"his Dad yelled."Argh!"
Jose falls out of his Bed & gets up"JOSE SCHOOL STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!"his Dad yells again."5 more minutes....*Snore*"Jose said & went back to sleep.Jose wakes up later & Looks at his Alarm Clock"oh its just 8:15......ITS 8:15!!?"Jose yells.He Runs to
his Closet & Starts changing & goes into the Kitchen & Cooks a Crossantwhich"Hurry,Hurry,Hurry"Jose said then he looks at the Clock again"8:17!"Jose yells & Rushes out the House slaming the Door behind him.Jose lives 2 blocks away from his School but he arrives late.
"THE HALLS ARE NOW CLOSE FOR THOSE STUDENTS WHO ARE LATE PLEASE GO TO THE OFFICE TO GET A PASS THAT IS ALL!"the speaker turns off.Jose couldn't believe it this was the 1st Time he was late & he decided to head to the office to get a pass."Damn I'm late.Life Hates me!"Jose goes into the office & gets a Pass & starts walking slowly to "B"Hall
back to Bed.
PERIOD 1:BIG DEAL
Jose walks into "B"Hall.You think Wow what does the B stand for
well I'll tell you the "B" in "B"Hall ment Bitch Hall to Jose which was True The Teachers in that Hall Nagged alot & that is the Reason why Jose called it that.It just wasn't that Hall he Had a Name for it was every Hall!"A"Hall for Ass Hall because the principals acted like that "S"Hall for Stupid Hall because it had only 3 Classes."H"Hall for Hell Hall because it was filled up with annoying 6th graders!"D"Hall for Danger Hall because most of that hall was filled with Trouble Makers."C"Hall for Close Hall
because that Hall had 2 or 1 Class."E"Hall for Energetic Hall because most of the Students their were Hyper or Hyphy."G"Hall
for God this Place is Empty Hall.These are all the Halls in Jose's School each one disturbing in every way.Now that I Finished Explaining the Hall thing back with Jose.
Jose grabs the Door Knob on B11 History Class"God please don't
make him embarace me..."Jose plead.He opens the Door & Mr.Murphy is standing Next to it!"Wow Jose your Late!"He Said."...I can explain I..."Mr. Murphy Interupts Jose."Oh Really?Where is your pass?"He asked Jose."....Right...Here!"Jose says & takes out the pass."Well then take a seat Mr.D.J"He says in a Eerie Voice.Jose takes his seat."Okay then now tat Jose is here lets Start are Pop Quiz"Mr.Murphy says."If one of you screws up We will start over is that understood?"He asks the Class."Yes Mr.Murphy!"The Class says."Good!Jose whats the Name of our 17th President?"He said."uh....Henry Clay?"Jose says confused.
"I'm Sorry but that is incorrect!Lets Start over"He Says."Moan!"Everyone in the class moans"Ok Blah ,Blah,Blah."Jose cut his voice out & then Jose saw the Girl he liked Janette.Jose liked her Sassy Personality & her Shallowness...Which was Strange once you think about!but then Jose got a Book slammed into his Fingers!"AGH!"Jose yelled."Thank you Bruce from waking up Jose from his Day Dream"
Mr.Murphy said to Jose's Trouble Making Class mate Bruce."No Prob.Mr.M"Bruce said."Bruce don't call me that again"He told Bruce."Fine then LM"Bruce said."..God why.."Mr.Murphy said in Frusteration."Okay now then lets begin with our Pop..."Mr.Murphy was interupted by the Bell*RING!*The Bell Rang
"Well then We'll do our Pop Quiz Tomorrow!& Don't Forget To Study!"He yelled even though he knew nobody heard him.
*RING!*The Bell for 2nd period to Begin just Rang Everyone rushed out the Room & Jose was the 1 of the 3 last people to leave when he barely got out he hit his Face against a Reptile Glass Cage."Ow..."Jose said."Sorry Kid are you okay?"A man in Blue asked."Yeah I'm okay"Jose said & started walking towards "S"Hall or Stupid Hall & he opened the Door to his Art Class S3"....Uh...Hope their is no one."Jose payed & opened the Door....
PERIOD 2:STAMPING & CARVING coming soon
Khaotic K9
PERIOD 0:LATE!
The Sun Rises & It's a Beautiful Monday Morning the Birds are
Chirping the Rain has gone & Its the Begging of the End of a 3 Day Weekend but who doesn't love Mondays?I'll Tell you everybody!Espescially Jose he always Hated Mondays because
he well he didn't hate school but he hated his Teachers like his
1st Teacher Mr.Murphy a Man who is Inlove with his Voice &
If Jose turned in one late Homework Assignment DETENTION!
2nd is...All of his Electiv Teachers it didn't Matter unless it was Computer Class because Jose didn't get Homework for that Class
3rd is Mr.Gerardi or Mr.Yourbaldi everyone called him that & no one was ever caught except Jose he got caught 5 or more Times
calling him that by the Vice Principal Mr.Beerson(Real Name)the
4th is Ms.Goodman...in this class Jose blew up things on accident & guess which class it is...Science.
5th is Ms.Acthen Jose was known as her worse student probaly because during story time he Fell asleep & got send to Time-Out.
An Last But not Least Mr.Hernandez...Jose called him a Steroid Taking Freak once....& got a severe punishment by watching Telitubies & Sesame Street! It was Torture for Him...but Nothing will prepare him for the day he was going to be late.
*Briing!Briing!Briing!*"Shut...up you...stupid alarm....*yawn*"Jose said.Jose gets up & turns of the Alarm Clock & goes back to bed."JOSE!"his Dad yelled."Argh!"
Jose falls out of his Bed & gets up"JOSE SCHOOL STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!"his Dad yells again."5 more minutes....*Snore*"Jose said & went back to sleep.Jose wakes up later & Looks at his Alarm Clock"oh its just 8:15......ITS 8:15!!?"Jose yells.He Runs to
his Closet & Starts changing & goes into the Kitchen & Cooks a Crossantwhich"Hurry,Hurry,Hurry"Jose said then he looks at the Clock again"8:17!"Jose yells & Rushes out the House slaming the Door behind him.Jose lives 2 blocks away from his School but he arrives late.
"THE HALLS ARE NOW CLOSE FOR THOSE STUDENTS WHO ARE LATE PLEASE GO TO THE OFFICE TO GET A PASS THAT IS ALL!"the speaker turns off.Jose couldn't believe it this was the 1st Time he was late & he decided to head to the office to get a pass."Damn I'm late.Life Hates me!"Jose goes into the office & gets a Pass & starts walking slowly to "B"Hall
back to Bed.
PERIOD 1:BIG DEAL
Jose walks into "B"Hall.You think Wow what does the B stand for
well I'll tell you the "B" in "B"Hall ment Bitch Hall to Jose which was True The Teachers in that Hall Nagged alot & that is the Reason why Jose called it that.It just wasn't that Hall he Had a Name for it was every Hall!"A"Hall for Ass Hall because the principals acted like that "S"Hall for Stupid Hall because it had only 3 Classes."H"Hall for Hell Hall because it was filled up with annoying 6th graders!"D"Hall for Danger Hall because most of that hall was filled with Trouble Makers."C"Hall for Close Hall
because that Hall had 2 or 1 Class."E"Hall for Energetic Hall because most of the Students their were Hyper or Hyphy."G"Hall
for God this Place is Empty Hall.These are all the Halls in Jose's School each one disturbing in every way.Now that I Finished Explaining the Hall thing back with Jose.
Jose grabs the Door Knob on B11 History Class"God please don't
make him embarace me..."Jose plead.He opens the Door & Mr.Murphy is standing Next to it!"Wow Jose your Late!"He Said."...I can explain I..."Mr. Murphy Interupts Jose."Oh Really?Where is your pass?"He asked Jose."....Right...Here!"Jose says & takes out the pass."Well then take a seat Mr.D.J"He says in a Eerie Voice.Jose takes his seat."Okay then now tat Jose is here lets Start are Pop Quiz"Mr.Murphy says."If one of you screws up We will start over is that understood?"He asks the Class."Yes Mr.Murphy!"The Class says."Good!Jose whats the Name of our 17th President?"He said."uh....Henry Clay?"Jose says confused.
"I'm Sorry but that is incorrect!Lets Start over"He Says."Moan!"Everyone in the class moans"Ok Blah ,Blah,Blah."Jose cut his voice out & then Jose saw the Girl he liked Janette.Jose liked her Sassy Personality & her Shallowness...Which was Strange once you think about!but then Jose got a Book slammed into his Fingers!"AGH!"Jose yelled."Thank you Bruce from waking up Jose from his Day Dream"
Mr.Murphy said to Jose's Trouble Making Class mate Bruce."No Prob.Mr.M"Bruce said."Bruce don't call me that again"He told Bruce."Fine then LM"Bruce said."..God why.."Mr.Murphy said in Frusteration."Okay now then lets begin with our Pop..."Mr.Murphy was interupted by the Bell*RING!*The Bell Rang
"Well then We'll do our Pop Quiz Tomorrow!& Don't Forget To Study!"He yelled even though he knew nobody heard him.
*RING!*The Bell for 2nd period to Begin just Rang Everyone rushed out the Room & Jose was the 1 of the 3 last people to leave when he barely got out he hit his Face against a Reptile Glass Cage."Ow..."Jose said."Sorry Kid are you okay?"A man in Blue asked."Yeah I'm okay"Jose said & started walking towards "S"Hall or Stupid Hall & he opened the Door to his Art Class S3"....Uh...Hope their is no one."Jose payed & opened the Door....
PERIOD 2:STAMPING & CARVING coming soon
