Post by sonichaos735 on Apr 14, 2007 21:29:45 GMT -5
Just some quick simple things I whip up in my spare time. The characters are actually based off of me and two of my best friends. The base story is about these three friends who share an apartment because they're short on money. Dante is 18, Torrey is 17, and Sean is 17.
Dante: No! No dangit! Get the red Elebit! It's right there next to the fridge! GAH! GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT!!!!!
TV: GAME OVER.
Torrey: AGH BACKSEAT DRIVER! *chucks Wiimote*
*SKULLCRACK*
Dante: OW DAMMIT! *throws book*
*FOREHEADHIT*
Torrey: You want a fight?! *smacks with desk lamp*
Dante: *breaks chair over back of head*
Torrey: *smashes vase over head*
Dante: *throws bowling ball*
Torrey: AGH PAIN! *chargetackle*
Dante: NO YOU IDIOT! We're on the ninth floor apartment!
*they both crash through the window and go flying*
Sean: *flipping through newspaper* Could you pick up some milk while you're out? We're out...kthx... *oblivious*
Torrey and Dante: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THUD!
Pillow Truck Driver: What the hell was that?
Dante: YAY WE'RE ALIVE!
Torrey: No thanks to you....
Dante: YOU PUSHED US OUT HERE! *punch*
Torrey: OW! You were the one who wouldn't shut up! *kick*
*punch*
*kick*
*smack*
*maim*
Blonde and black hair flew everywhere for the next few minutes, at least until the truck driver named Lenny pulled into the factory's parking lot. He then opened the back of the truck to find the mangled bodies of two teenagers.
Dante: KILL! *punch*
Torrey: KILL! *punch*
Lenny: Ok....I'm going to walk...that way now...
*back at the apartment*
Sean: *puts down newspaper* Um...why is the window broken....OOH ELEBITS! Look at all the shiny menu options....I wonder what delete file does....
*back in the back of the truck*
Torrey: O_< *rage*
Dante: What is it?
Torrey: Ever have a sudden urge to kill the innocent?
Dante: Did you save?
Torrey: ...
Dante: AAAAAAAGHHHHHH *jumps into truck cockpit*
VROOM VROOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Torrey: We really have to fire the sound effects guy...
*FOURTH WALL'D*
Torrey: *muttering* Dammit...
(ONE HOUR LATER
)
TV: YOU FAILED THE TUTORIAL.
Sean: That's the ninth time! AGH!
*door falls down*
*Torrey and Dante run in, covered in dirt, pillow feathers, and....on fire?*
Both: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Meanwhile, a poor old man walking down the street had a heart attack and died.
Sean: What?
Torrey: Did. You. Delete. My. File.
Sean: No...why would I?
Torrey: *facepalm facepalm facepalm facepalm facepalm*
Dante: *shoves Sean out of the window*
Torrey: You do know the pillow truck is parked on the other side of the building right?
Dante: Don't worry. The plothole fairy will save him.
Torrey: *bangs head on wall* Oh great. Murder. Something else to cross off of my list of stuff I wanted to do today.
Dante: ...up for some DDR?
Torrey: Damn straight.
TV: GAME OVER.
Torrey: AGH BACKSEAT DRIVER! *chucks Wiimote*
*SKULLCRACK*
Dante: OW DAMMIT! *throws book*
*FOREHEADHIT*
Torrey: You want a fight?! *smacks with desk lamp*
Dante: *breaks chair over back of head*
Torrey: *smashes vase over head*
Dante: *throws bowling ball*
Torrey: AGH PAIN! *chargetackle*
Dante: NO YOU IDIOT! We're on the ninth floor apartment!
*they both crash through the window and go flying*
Sean: *flipping through newspaper* Could you pick up some milk while you're out? We're out...kthx... *oblivious*
Torrey and Dante: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THUD!
Pillow Truck Driver: What the hell was that?
Dante: YAY WE'RE ALIVE!
Torrey: No thanks to you....
Dante: YOU PUSHED US OUT HERE! *punch*
Torrey: OW! You were the one who wouldn't shut up! *kick*
*punch*
*kick*
*smack*
*maim*
Blonde and black hair flew everywhere for the next few minutes, at least until the truck driver named Lenny pulled into the factory's parking lot. He then opened the back of the truck to find the mangled bodies of two teenagers.
Dante: KILL! *punch*
Torrey: KILL! *punch*
Lenny: Ok....I'm going to walk...that way now...
*back at the apartment*
Sean: *puts down newspaper* Um...why is the window broken....OOH ELEBITS! Look at all the shiny menu options....I wonder what delete file does....
*back in the back of the truck*
Torrey: O_< *rage*
Dante: What is it?
Torrey: Ever have a sudden urge to kill the innocent?
Dante: Did you save?
Torrey: ...
Dante: AAAAAAAGHHHHHH *jumps into truck cockpit*
VROOM VROOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Torrey: We really have to fire the sound effects guy...
*FOURTH WALL'D*
Torrey: *muttering* Dammit...
(ONE HOUR LATER
)TV: YOU FAILED THE TUTORIAL.
Sean: That's the ninth time! AGH!
*door falls down*
*Torrey and Dante run in, covered in dirt, pillow feathers, and....on fire?*
Both: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Meanwhile, a poor old man walking down the street had a heart attack and died.
Sean: What?
Torrey: Did. You. Delete. My. File.
Sean: No...why would I?
Torrey: *facepalm facepalm facepalm facepalm facepalm*
Dante: *shoves Sean out of the window*
Torrey: You do know the pillow truck is parked on the other side of the building right?
Dante: Don't worry. The plothole fairy will save him.
Torrey: *bangs head on wall* Oh great. Murder. Something else to cross off of my list of stuff I wanted to do today.
Dante: ...up for some DDR?
Torrey: Damn straight.